Vladimir Putin may be the most colourful
and scary Russian leader since the cold war. The current prime minister and
alleged president-elect, Vlad has come under criticism for rigging elections,
strafing small post-Soviet republics and even poisoning journalists.
That’s just the tip of the iceberg. A former
KGB agent, Putin is a self-styled badass. He’ll tackle forest fires head-on,
flying a jet into the flames and beating them into submission. He’s shot a rampaging tiger – and then measured its teeth for good measure.
Is there anything this crazy Russkie won’t
do for macho kicks?
Take a look at what Vlad drives. For
starters, he took a bright yellow Renault Formula One racecar out for a spin,
apparently reaching speeds of up to 240 clicks.
A testosterone-stoked Lada Niva 4 x 4 is his
daily driver – Vlad’s has a grille guard, winch and snorkel, for off-roading in
Siberia.
In fact, Vlad is such a slamming alpha dog
that he drives a Harley trike and hangs out with biker gangs. They’re probably afraid to say “nyet” to
the gun-toting black belt karate master.
But sometimes the ride is less than smooth
for Russia’s number one son. A Lada Granta sedan refused to co-operate with Vlad in a not-so-carefully staged publicity video. Those Lada engineers were probably sweating with every crank of the key!
Alpha male Vlad is a prime example of “you
are what you drive.” The powerful vehicles he chooses to drive match his bare
chest for sheer muscle. They’re as much a part of his image as any political
rhetoric and campaigning. Vlad’s brawn and cast-iron biceps have to be reflected
in everything he does to maintain his cast-iron leadership. You’ll never see
this guy in a Yaris.
Too bad.
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